It is Monday–time for another Shakespearean insult to raise the level of your conversation. Or not.
Today’s insult comes compliments of Doctor Caius, the French physician in The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Scurvy jack-dog priest! (The Merry Wives of Windsor, II.3.31).
It might help to know that a jack-dog is a mongrel. Even without that knowledge, however, anyone who is called a “scurvy jack-dog priest” is likely to feel properly insulted. Or should.