Today is Monday, which means it is a great day for a new and creative insult from the works of Shakespeare.
Today’s insult comes from Petruchio in The Taming of the Shrew:
You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge! (The Taming of the Shrew, IV.1.116).
Feel free to break it up, if you like. You may know a “peasant swain” who is not quite a “whoreson malt-horse drudge.” Or vice versa. If you know someone who fits both parts of this week’s insult, well, go to town.